Fresh off the boat from Lithuania, the Martinkus family is bound for a homestead near Duluth.

Norwood just realized there's no bourbon in the eggnog, but he's wishing his friends a Merry Christmas anyway.

After a thorough inspection, Fanny has concluded the Christmas tree is artificial. But satisfactory.

Although Mavis has been studying Julia Child videos, she has not quite grasped the culinary experience.

Ollie doesn't bother mentioning the fact that he's an underdog when Chandler is sitting on top of him.

Poor dear Giselle. Never saw it coming.

Next season at the Metropolitan Opera, Ogden will be singing the role of Rodolfo in "La bohème."

Following recent encouraging remarks by the Pope, Percy has issued a scholarly treatise "On the Nature of Dogs in Heaven" ("De Rerum Canum in Coelis").

In the course of discussing Benedict Cumberbatch, Viveca just got on Kingsley's last nerve.

Lionel was not particularly interested in discussing the items on tonight's menu.