Philippe's pyrophobia is exceeded only by his dismay at birthday celebrations.

Sheila prefers to make personal calls from the last remaining telephone booth in the state of California.

It is a little known fact that white dogs periodically convene on patios with white furniture to review their implicit contracts with human beings.

Beauregard detects the aroma of -- BACON!

Thurgood is excited about the road trip.

Angelina is happy about St. Patrick's Day.

Toynbee remains concerned about world events, even while on holiday.

Frank, Philomena and Fred express amazement about dinner.