Ludmila has never progressed far beyond her early training as a contortionist with the Moscow State Circus.

Turbo has just learned that the Tsunami Soaker is now open at Six Flags.

After a tasty dinner of fettucine and a nice chianti, Enrico is apt to break into a rendition of Puccini's "Nessun dorma."

Philippina is delighted to learn that Zabar's has a special offer today on gift boxes of smoked sausage.

Winona suddenly spotted her arch-rival, Maybelle, across the street, and began fantasizing about ways to foreclose on her mobile home.

Paula and Amy have the opinion that baths are to be endured rather than enjoyed.

Dashiel takes decisive action when Daisy expresses renewed interest in using her American Express card.