Malachi will endure all sorts of indignities for an artificial bacon strip.

Skidmore has been seen recently on dates with Ingrid, a rising young actress from Sweden.

Cornelius has a somewhat flawed understanding of how to enjoy a hammock.

Imogene won't be watching Hitchcock's "Psycho" ever again.

The piquant taste of a bromeliad caught Artemisia by surprise.

Griswold is waiting for his valet de chambre to bring his breakfast tray.

Olympia refuses to be intimidated by an interrogation concerning certain household furnishings.