Paradoxically, Zandra is a talented ballerina but she has not mastered the art of adjusting Venetian blinds.

Reginald is none too pleased that it's his turn to mow the lawn.

Hermione checks her Schwab accounts twice daily.

Veronica made the mistake of reminding Clementine that the U.S. Congress is "on vacation" during the month of August.

Amber cannot believe that Robin Williams has left us.

Bertrand and Annalise, known on Page Six as Bucky and Leece, will be honeymooning in the Maldives after private nuptials in the Hamptons.

Knowing that he could never pass for Toto, Arnold decided to go trick-or-treating as Dorothy instead.

If proof is needed.

Willkie tries to be accommodating when Eleanor needs a soft place to land.