Unlike most bag ladies, Hortense actually lives inside her bags.

Edwina likes to imagine she's Anita Eckberg in the Trevi Fountain in Rome.

Ivanka's photoshoot for the cover of "Vogue" was even more scandalous than she had hoped it would be.

Claudette just had a flashback to a particularly interesting moment with Maui Wowie.

Carlotta has misplaced her reading glasses again.

As a rule, Belvedere retires to the solitude of a storage cabinet after losing at poker.